Drank for the first time in months last night. Got home, ate at LEAST 2000 calories in chocolate and fell asleep. 3 hours later im at the orthopedic specialist getting my body checked out and I am still drunk and want to throw up from my chocolate overdose. I feel disgusting but not guilty, its literally giving me a good laugh right now. Fatboy forever.
Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother
i’m going to be reblogging this for the rest of my existence.
i’ve never seen a post with so many notes
Maybe hundreth time seeing it, first time I can actually reblog it.